Showing posts with label swords. Show all posts
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Monday, December 9, 2013

Book Review: The Way of Kings



First of All: I think I already mentioned how big of a Brandon Sanderson fan I am.  Let me check...yep.  Though I think "mentioned" should be replaced with "gushed about".  Actually, a few days after finishing The Way of Kings, I got to meet the man himself in person at a book signing in Idaho Falls!  What an awesome experience!  Despite the huge line, he took time to speak on a personal level with each and every one of his fans as he signed their books.  To those incredulous among you, here's a photo as proof!

I'm the one with some wicked widows peaks--or "power alleys"--in the back.  Please contain your swooning, ladies.

Second of All:  This is the first book in The Stormlight Archive series, of which the next book is coming ot in March of next year, and which is part of Sanderson's universe called the Cosmere. The story itself, in keeping with the sheer epic nature of any Brandon Sanderson book, is set in its own world, with rules that are radically different than our own.  Most of the planet--at least the parts we get to see--is rocky, with plant and animal life unique to the planet.  Vegetation keeps itself contained in stone-like shells, into which the plant withdraws itself if threatened, and most of the animals we see are crustacean in nature, just on a large--or in the case of some monsters called "chasmfiends", huge--scale.  There are seas and far-off lands where things are different, but most of the action takes place in the rocky part of the world.  Also, there are the constant danger of the Highstorms, massive hurricane-like tempests which rage across the worlds at somewhat predictable intervals.   Sanderson even creates his own monetary system, composed of gems embedded in glass spheres which become more valuable when infused with Stormlight, an energy harvested from the Highstorms.  This Stormlight also powers suits of armor called Shardplate, ancient artifacts that are nearly indestructible and which grant the user enhanced strength and speed.  The greatest warriors of this world own a suit of Shardplate and wield Shardblades, huge and nearly weightless swords that can cut through anything except living flesh.  Instead, the sword burns the soul out of whatever living thing it touches.

The story follows several principal characters.  First is Kaladin, the son of a surgeon who fought in the army but later became a slave for reasons that don't make themselves clear until late in the book.  While in the army, he earned the title "Kaladin Stormblessed," due to the masterful grasp he had of fighting and warfare in general.  There's something special about the man, something that everyone who meets him notices, which is truly epic in nature.

Second is Shallan, the daughter of a wealthy merchant who is seeking to learn under the care of Jasnah Kholin, an atheist heretic scholar in possession of a powerful artifact known as a "Soulcaster" which can transmute any substance into any other substance.  Shallan, despite her innocent appearance, is hiding a dark secret about her purpose to learn under Jasnah.

Third is Dalinar, one of the Highprinces of a nation in a war to avenge their assassinated king, who was Dalinar's brother.  He owns a suit of Shardplate and a Shardblade, and his legendary feats of battle in the past have earned him the nickname "The Blackthorn."  He is entrusted with protecting the new king, his nephew, and is wrapped up in the political plots and deadly warfare that surround him.  Dalinar also suffers from visions during Highstorms, which make people fear he is going mad.

Third of All: The Review!
Though the amount of originality in creating a whole new world--with its own monetary system, government hierarchies, animal and plant life, and so forth--is incredible (and a good job is done of introducing these new concepts without breaking character), it is still a bit confusing for a new reader until about a good quarter of the book passes, when you start to get a hang of how things work.  Kudos to Sanderson, though, for depriving himself completely of all conventional fantasy devices or creatures, while creating his own.

The story is magnificent, with Sanderson's trademark explosive climax at the end.  Tensions build constantly through the book, and due to the sheer number of pages, that makes for a huge amount of conflict at the end, which Sanderson handles with the master's touch.  Each of the characters, even the small ones, are incredibly well made, with personalities, history, and development throughout the book.  Also, none of them seem invulnerable.  Each has flaws, weaknesses, and is plunged into mortal danger which could very well end them if they're not careful.  Overall, it was a masterful work, full of plot twists and mysteries whose answers have to wait until later books, as well as a colorful cast of memorable characters.  Also, it's packed with tidbits and hints at the over-arching plot that encompasses all worlds set in the Cosmere.

My only complaint comes from the length of the book.  Well, not so much the length in pages, but the spacing of the action throughout those pages.  At several points during each of the main characters' plots, I found myself frustrated with what seemed like the tediousness of the plot.  I'm thankful that I had a friend who had already read it, who constantly reassured me that the good stuff was just around the corner.  Looking back, I can see how all of the little things which I was impatient with had to exist to contribute to the awesome finale, and I'm glad that I powered through the hard parts.  The Way of Kings is certainly much larger than any of Sanderson's other works, except perhaps his work with Robert Jordan in The Wheel of Time series, which are even more massive in scale.  Whether this book is Sanderson's contribution to the tradition of epic-length novels, or simply just a huge story that necessitates a ton of pages is unclear.

Regardless, this book was fantastic, as is anything that Sanderson touches.  I give it a Five out of Six Nerd Stars.



Saturday, November 23, 2013

Movie Review: Krull


First of All:  Last night, as I was bashing my mind against a paper I had to do for class (the paper was winning), a friend of mine called me up and said "Hey, we're having a movie night, it's a great old film, one of the first ones to have Liam Neeson in it."   Well, me being a huge Liam Neeson fan, I jumped at  the prospect and ordered a tactical retreat from the paper, which laughed scornfully at me while I ran.  When I got there, they revealed the movie was Krull.  I'd never heard of it before, which isn't surprising, since the movie is older than I am, but the cover had that sweet bladed throwing star of death thing you can see in the picture, so I figured "How bad could it be?" and sat down to watch.

Second of All: It's hard to fit Krull into a specific genre...it's got splashes of science fiction, a whole ton of fantasy, a little humor, and a tender part that almost makes you cry (it involves a little kid and a puppy, so you know how that kind of thing goes).  I'm not sure what to call it...science fantasy?  Fantasci fiction?  I dunno.  Anyway, so the movie opens with a giant, mountain-like spaceship (no, really, it looks like a mountain) flying down to this planet--called Krull, hence the movie name--and landing there, quoting a prophecy that the princess will choose a husband, who will become the ruler of the world, and their kid will become the ruler of the galaxy.  So this big mountain thing lands and tons of guys in black armor ride out on horses with spears.   Yeah, spear-wielding horsemen come out of a spaceship.  You see why it's hard to place the genre.

The plot revolves around the princess--who gets kidnapped by the alien bad guys so that the big evil nasty can marry her and be the one who rules in the prophecy--and her prince fiancee, who is desperately trying to get her back.  The prince, in order to save her, has to go find an ancient artifact called "The Glaive" (no, not the European weapon that's a spear with a longer blade), which is the pointy star of death on the cover.  After that, he has to actually find the bad guy spaceship, which is hard because at dawn every day, it teleports to a new location on the planet.

Third of All: The review!
To be honest, I'm not quite sure what to think of this movie.  It was a complete genre bash, where dudes with swords and axes were fighting aliens with laser spears, and they had magical horses trying to chase down a spaceship.  It was a bit...odd.

I have a few other eyebrow-raisers, too, but I won't be too hard on it, since it is an old movie from a time when directors didn't need a perfect script to make a movie.  First, the kingdoms where the prince and princess came from were these ancient enemies who hated each other, but as soon as the prince and princess are about to get married, they're suddenly totally cool with each other.  Of course, it doesn't actually happen, since the princess gets kindapped by evil space aliens, but what really kind of bothered me was that both kingdoms are never mentioned again in the whole movie--other than the prince suddenly becoming king when his dad dies in the fighting.  The new king-prince person also spends a remarkably short time grieving after he wakes up in a courtyard full of his dead family and friends.

Also, regarding his quest for The Glaive, he defies death by climbing steep mountainsides and lava, but when he gets it, he never uses it the entire movie until the end.  It could have completely owned so many of the bad guys they faced throughout the movie, but no, he kept it all tied up on his belt while swinging swords at them. Also, at the end, once he does pull out this awesome--and I mean awesome--weapon, which is thrown and can be controlled with your mind to whack as many bad guys as pop up, it gets under five minutes of screen time, and it only takes down about six or seven aliens before proving ineffective at killing the main bad alien boss guy.  If it's worthless against the Beast--as he's called--then why did they go after it in the first place?  And if it's ultimately only effective against his minions, then why wasn't he using it the whole movie?  It makes me sad when a movie doesn't use a sweet weapon's ultimate potential.  It turns out it's some kind of magic wedding fire that can kill the Beast, which I definitely didn't see coming.

Aside from other guffs I have, I think the greatest of them all was the lack of Liam Neeson.  He was the reason I agreed to watch the show, but his screen time fit into about fifteen mintues, and--Spoiler alert--he dies a redshirt's death at the evil spaceship.  Granted, it was really early in his career, but it's still pretty obvious--in the bits of glances we see of him--that he's a much better actor than 90% of the cast.

As far as content goes, it was very clean, and I guess you could pull out a message about love persisting against all odds or something, but I'll leave that up to your interpretation, if you ever choose to watch this movie.

All in all, I'd have to say I give this movie 3 out of 6 Nerd Stars.